Ducks Quotes · Page 7

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

— Lauren Myracle

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

— Louise Rennison

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private.

— Amanda Burton

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting…

— Coolio

“I used to have all of my ducks in a row. Now I'm happy to just have them in my vicinity.”

— Mommy Moo Moo

'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan.

— Grace Slick

I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks.

— Maeve Binchy

I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait!

— Mike Huckabee

There's an epigram tacked to my office bulletin board, pinched from a magazine -- "Wanting to meet an author because you like…

— Margaret Atwood

I get a lot of letters. Not only from children but from adults, too. Almost every week, every month, clippings come in…

— Robert McCloskey

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes…

— Tommy Cooper

[W]atching ducks land on a lake in Arkansas in the winter is about the closest to Heaven as you can find on…

— Mike Huckabee

I think it could get passed in a lame duck? Probably tough. But impossible? No, or I wouldn't be wasting my time.…

— John Kasich

Postponing happiness until "all your ducks are in order" means never because life is not that clean, fair or predictable. It isn't…

— Anonymous

Don't duck the most difficult problems. That just ensures that the hardest part will be left when you are most tired. Get…

— Norman Vincent Peale

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and…

— Robert Benchley

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Popular culture bombards us with examples of animals being humanized for all sorts of purposes, ranging from education to entertainment to satire…

— Frans de Waal

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but…

— Mitch Hedberg

I'm a sitting duck. No, seriously, I mean I wish I could say more, but I'm a sitting duck because I can't…

— Viola Davis

Cultivate your own capabilities, your own style. Appreciate the members of your family for who they are, even though their outlook or…

— Charles R. Swindoll

I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a…

— Douglas Adams

One little bird not larger than a sparrow, it may have been a Phalarope, would alight on the turbulent surface where the…

— Henry David Thoreau

“A boring machine, would it drill holes—or put you to sleep? The two-party political system, that’s a boring machine, though voters are…

— Jarod Kintz

I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.

— Vaani Kapoor

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

— Karl Pilkington

In retrospect I would say from Donald Duck I have learned more about life than from all the schools I ever attended.

— Gottfried Helnwein

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

— Bill Cosby

The duck swallows the worm, the fox kills the duck, the men shoot the fox, and the devil hunts the men.

— Ken Follett

I'm sure it's why I'm such an odd duck in my feminist generation, because I've always been equally fair to men.

— Nancy Friday

Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.

— Alain Ducasse

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there.

— Sangram Singh

Tessa touched his wrist lightly with her hand. "Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?

— Cassandra Clare

I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example.

— Kay Robertson

When I was younger, my mum used to put fresh flowers in bath water instead of rubber ducks, and since then I…

— Virginia Hey

Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.

— Ken Hitchcock

All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all!

— Kenneth Grahame

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.

— Terry Pratchett

My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking.

— Jinkx Monsoon

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

— Brad Pitt