Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on the counter." Tremaine punched Eddie in the shoulder. "I told you it tasted weird." Eddie… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen." "Page… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off the coast… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents are big… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about him if… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a hungry woman… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?" "The… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
