There are a lot of college writing textbooks that will include essays and short stories, and after reading the story or essay,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose, If I'm not that arrow to the heart of you, If… — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
“What happened out there?” “I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.” “A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk. — Trent Zelazny Copy Share Image
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it. — Louis Auchincloss Copy Share Image
There's no light at the end of the tunnel, there isn't even a tunnel. The best thing I can do is get… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” — Brooke Bida Copy Share Image
What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less… — Erin McKeown Copy Share Image
I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were… — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
“He took a breath, then proclaimed, 'Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.' I burst into laughter, pulling my… — Cayla Kluver Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I was once doing a book signing and a man came up to me and said that he gave classes to people… — Martha Stout Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on… — James Scott Bell Copy Share Image
The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full… — William Cobbett Copy Share Image
Painting expresses the depth and insight, the spiritual quality of the artist. If art is about life, then, while the depth to… — Millard Sheets Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
