Drinking Quotes · Page 56

I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.

— Ricky Gervais

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

— Art Buchwald

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

— Anonymous

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

— Anonymous

Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used…

— Claire Dederer

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness.

— Drake

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit…

— David Letterman

“The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the…

— Orhan Pamuk

I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs ... You know, I think I have such a close family ...…

— Kim Kardashian

I'm a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk. I'm not afraid to watch some cartoons once in a while when I'm…

— Billy Horschel

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own…

— Roseanne Barr

It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning…

— Molly O'Neill

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day…

— Trisha Goddard

What is most heartbreaking to me is the young women who don't report [being raped] because they were drinking, and they feel…

— Claire McCaskill

“I am not a finished poem, and I am not the song you’ve turned me into. I am a detached human being,…

— Charlotte Eriksson

I think the tendency with parents is to make your kid not unlike the next kid but to overprotect and say, "My…

— Nick Tosches

Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost…

— Charles Bukowski

I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,…

— Dennis Hopper

For the first time, I notice the lax skin at Mrs. Nightwing's jaw, the fine down that lies upon her cheek like…

— Libba Bray

An assassin can be found for every president. And for every prophet there are a thousand interpreters to distort the essence of…

— Sergei Lukyanenko

The assumption is that people so ignorant and thoughtless and silly and greedy may simply call upon the Army Corps of Engineers…

— Wendell Berry

When I went home, my family became a little lonely family because it was just me and my mom. Part of my…

— Jodie Foster

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

— Anonymous

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let…

— Martin Luther

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else…

— Anthony Bourdain

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

In a country where half a million die every year only for drinking polluted water, it is more necessary for us to…

— Imran Khan

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

— Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.

— Joan Acocella

How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research.

— H. L. Mencken

The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST

— Anonymous

“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.”

— Nenia Campbell

(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus.

— Hilda Doolittle

“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”

— Chelsea Handler

“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied…

— Jess Walter

I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.

— Henry David Thoreau

Since I stopped drinking my love life has taken a really serious hit. Romantic encounters that seemed like a really good idea…

— Moby