I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
“It was one of those striking moments in life where you find familiarity in the inexplicable.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When I have a cocktail, I love a vodka and cranberry. But when I was a kid my mother was really against… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker… — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the… — John Gay Copy Share Image
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
The Safe Drinking Water Act, the safety provisions of the Clean Water Acts, the Clean Air Act, the Superfund Law - the… — Josh Fox Copy Share Image
“When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes… — Robert Stacy McCain Copy Share Image
A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
I wrote 'Mr. In-Between' very quickly when I was about 23. I wrote the penultimate chapter, then realised I'd done something which… — Neil Cross Copy Share Image
When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably… — Randy Travis Copy Share Image
“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The mistake we make is in thinking rape isn’t premeditated, that it happens by accident somehow, that you’re drunk and you run… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I started turning 40 at 38. I had pains all over my body. I couldn't sleep, I had rampant anxiety, and I… — Lorraine Gary Copy Share Image
“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!” — Anshul Dubey Copy Share Image
I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine — Plato Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff in the club that's like, it's cool there because you're drinking and all you wanna do is… — Miguel Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Voroshilov was a hard-riding, hard-drinking military crony of civil-war days. — Kliment Voroshilov Copy Share Image
Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about… — Chrissy Costanza Copy Share Image
“They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and… — Oksana Baiul Copy Share Image
A man can get drunk go home and murder his wife and kids and they still keep it legal to buy but… — Keifer J Copeland Copy Share Image
