I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been… — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There are only three things worthwhile -- fighting, drinking, and making love. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted… — Kate Bernheimer Copy Share Image
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. — Pierre De Beaumarchais Copy Share Image
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine Copy Share Image
“There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There Are Two Great Kings Who Are Ruling The World Till Now Smo-kiing Drin-Kiing — Karal Copy Share Image
If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether… — Taisen Deshimaru Copy Share Image
Solutions and technologies exist to provide clean, affordable drinking water anywhere in the world. These solutions will save lives, reduce financial burdens,… — Jewel Copy Share Image
It was easy being healthy when I was young. I was full of energy, so sports and physical challenges were fun. But… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting… — Glenn Frey Copy Share Image
Most people manage pain by eating, drinking, smoking, distracting themselves, working harder. That's just managing pain, the pain that comes from not… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
The earth is soaked and soggy with rain. Everything is drinking its fill and the surplus gluts the drains. The sky is… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
One realizes how we take water for granted and how important it is to have it in order to stay alive. Beyond… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
In her memoir, Anne Robinson recounts the wake-up call which motivated her to stop drinking. Leaving her eight-year-old daughter alone in their… — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
My kids have to maintain good grades. They have to be involved in activities. They have to report to me how thing… — Michelle Singletary Copy Share Image
It had been three weeks, four days and twelve hours since I'd seen her. Since she'd torn my heart out. If I… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
All Jesus' pictures are falsifications; they cannot be about the real Jesus. This real man must have been totally different, because we… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I just love to play music. I enjoy it more than anything. I enjoy it more than drinking with my friends in… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
I was a barfly, so going to work and acting and rehearsing and then going and sitting in a bar and drinking… — John Heard Copy Share Image
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words]… — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it. — Madame de Pompadour Copy Share Image
Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it. — Bruce Friedrich Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
“Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette… — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy. — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing Copy Share Image
Drinking and partying never appealed to me in lyrics - they don't have a lot of meaning behind them. — Ava Max Copy Share Image
Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Over and over, we have to go back to the beginning. We should not be ashamed of this. It is good. It's… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make… — Fred Larson Copy Share Image
People say I have a drinking problem¦ i have no problem¦ i drink, i get drunk, i pass out, NO PROBLEM!! — Kiran Copy Share Image
I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance. — Willie Stargell Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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