Drinking Quotes · Page 47

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

— William Nicholson

“Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs; one for vodka and one for overeating.”

— Kenneth Eade

In fact, the first piece of art I ever sold, I paid someone else to make the next one, so I could…

— Damien Hirst

“People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams.”

— Amit Kalantri

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

— Paul McCartney

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

— Thomas Haden Church

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

— Rodney Dangerfield

How did I end up right here wit you after all the things that I been through. It's been one of those…

— Drake

I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if…

— Leslie Bibb

Experimenting with drugs, drinking, doing this just enough to be accepted as one of the crowd, but I hated drugs, and I…

— Gloria Gaynor

I go to the healthier foods that are less chemically treated. I am drinking lots of water to get rid of the…

— Aretha Franklin

I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from…

— Reginald Arvizu

I don't want an entire world full of people just drinking Coca-Cola and eating McDonald's hamburgers and listening to American pop records.…

— Robert Wyatt

My mother was a very absent mother. She was going out, she was drinking a lot, she liked to have fun. It's…

— Sophie Calle

Spiritual practice is not just sitting and meditation. Practice is looking, thinking, touching, drinking, eating and talking. Every act, every breath, and…

— Nhat Hanh

London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too.…

— Doris Lessing

I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very…

— Ryan Montgomery

There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these…

— Seyyed Hossein Nasr

Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed…

— Rex Stout

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think…

— Jack Handey

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his…

— Barbara Holland

I don't think there's a single child who's ever benefitted from being arrested for marijuana or for underage drinking; this does not…

— Maia Szalavitz

Today you have a situation where now the prescription is: People who don’t have enough money to buy food should end up…

— Vandana Shiva

I stopped drinking before I became a comic; one was a replacement for the other.

— Frank Skinner

“You're going to start drinking already?" said Nim, her tear-stained face bleak. "No," said Theo. "I'm going to *continue* drinking.”

— Leigh Bardugo

Probably, if I'm drinking a cocktail, it's something like a margarita - not frozen, on the rocks.

— Angus Cloud

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

— M. F. K. Fisher

There are silver ships There are gold ships, But there are no ships Like friendships.

— W Mitchell

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his…

— Doug Stanhope

“That was the last time she was allowed back at the Bennigan's. From then on, she started drinking at the T.G.I. Friday's.”

— Joshua Ferris

“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.”

— Dougie Brimson

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.”

— Brooke Bida

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

I eat for a living, so working out is definitely part of my job, the same way that the eating, tasting, and…

— Gail Simmons

Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea!

— Wei Wu Wei

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

— Leo Durocher

I used to drink a lot. I had to stop drinking because it was getting the better of me, and I replaced…

— Colin Hay

Excessive drinking is not good for my health, my family or my game. There has definitely been a change, and I feel…

— Ernie Els