Drinking Quotes · Page 45

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

— Art Buchwald

I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.

— Ricky Gervais

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

— Mark Twain

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

— Dorothy Parker

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

— Casey Stengel

I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance.

— Willie Stargell

One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.

— Lou Holtz

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

A new life? There’s not such thing. It was only in the magazine headlines that people got a new life. Stopped drinking…

— John Ajvide Lindqvist

One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, "A…

— Diogenes

By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge…

— Suzanne Collins

The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated…

— Michel de Montaigne

V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”…

— J.R. Ward

I guess the drinking and the drugs are interesting to me because the way we use them and our society uses them,…

— Craig Finn

Whether Iranians are drinking wine in the evening or painting something "offensive," they choose not to dwell on the fact that they…

— Azadeh Moaveni

I never drove a car in my life. Given my drinking habits in those days, I would have been dead a long…

— Carl Andre

I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the…

— Dennis Quaid

Why not include a provision that everybody shall, in good weather, hunt on his own land and catch fish in rivers that…

— Noah Webster

Stories about sensitive issues like sex, drugs or sexual assault, suicide and teen drinking, are often censored because people just don't want…

— Jay Asher

I love wine, I love wine reps, I love everything about the drinking world. In fact, as a recovering alcoholic, I adore…

— Andrew Zimmern

I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that,…

— Terence Winter

When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when…

— John D. Rockefeller

I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a…

— Topher Grace

And so, while the rest of the world went on unaware, drinking their coffee, reading the sports page, and picking up their…

— Sarah Dessen

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness.

— Drake

Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used…

— Claire Dederer

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

— Anonymous

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

— Anonymous

My ideal night for me, personally, is watching Disney movies and drinking a glass of wine by myself in the hotel room.…

— Alexa Bliss

Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it…

— Sarah Addison Allen

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

— Martin Luther

It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.

— Anonymous

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat…

— Alex Blackwell

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

— Craig Ferguson

Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.

— Rakul Preet Singh

Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about.

— George W. Bush

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

— Stephen Colbert

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

— Jackie Gleason

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

— Casey Stengel