I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together. — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside. — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Drinking away what you once meant to me. Screaming, Fuck all these memories! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking?… — Lucille Roybal-Allard Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Drinking’s funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
That's when I began drinking coffee. I was hung up on every little thing. I loved Paris, and felt straightaway at home.… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
The night club had a curious and diverse appeal. To some it was a sex-exciter. To others, frequenting a night club and… — Stanley Walker Copy Share Image
Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
I never had the idea of moving to Paris and becoming something. I liked the idea of living in Paris because it… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober. — John William Fletcher Copy Share Image
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it. — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams. — John Milton Copy Share Image
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And… — Elton John Copy Share Image
Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn't a sophisticated task for a person, but it's hard for a robot. — Vijay Kumar Copy Share Image
I read Smoking is bad And I don't Smoke ,I read Drinking is bad and I don't Drink , I read Sex… — Valantime Copy Share Image
You're like family to me in that I find myself drinking even more than usual when you're around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller Copy Share Image
“He had stopped drinking, but the need to be free had been just as great...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“He finished his drink. 'I don’t like mornings either,' he said. “That’s why I’m a writer.” — Dorothy B. Hughes Copy Share Image
I'm not very good at staying up late and drinking or any of that stuff. It sort of freaks me out. — Daisy Lowe Copy Share Image
I'm constantly drinking a lot of water to flush my kidneys out. That helps my body. — Fallon Sherrock Copy Share Image
I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was a lousy iPhone prototype. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I'm drinking Jameson, by myself. Thinking about what we could have had. Because nothing else seems to help. Everything just makes me… — JMSN Copy Share Image
