Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
(Those women whom the distaff no longer claims nor spun cloth) driven made, mad, mad by Bacchus. — Hilda Doolittle Copy Share Image
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
In a country where half a million die every year only for drinking polluted water, it is more necessary for us to… — Imran Khan Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was because she was drinking a lot, choosing to do these things to be happy but never seeming all that happy… — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It is an age of stir and change, a season of new wine and old bottles. Yet, assuredly, in spite of breakages… — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though… — Dan Hicks Copy Share Image
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the… — Howard Goodall Copy Share Image
Grace is having a commitment to- or at least an acceptance of- being ineffective and foolish. That our bottled charm is the… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
In doing zazen it is desirable to have a quiet room. You should be temperate in eating and drinking, forsaking all delusive… — Dogen Copy Share Image
“When I walked into the house, I went in search of one of my dad's bottles. Not that they were that hard… — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
Why not include a provision that everybody shall, in good weather, hunt on his own land and catch fish in rivers that… — Noah Webster Copy Share Image
Stories about sensitive issues like sex, drugs or sexual assault, suicide and teen drinking, are often censored because people just don't want… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that,… — Terence Winter Copy Share Image
I love wine, I love wine reps, I love everything about the drinking world. In fact, as a recovering alcoholic, I adore… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when… — John D. Rockefeller Copy Share Image
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
