I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance. — Willie Stargell Copy Share Image
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I'm scared by the enormous amount of bottled water being consumed today, instead of people drinking filtered tap water. Did you know… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
I live in New Orleans, because it's the strangest city in the United States. It has the highest murder rate in the… — Nathaniel Rich Copy Share Image
“It's impossible to be a good writer if you haven't lived badly. A past life of drinking heavily, fighting and whoring all… — Ken Scott Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether… — Michael Klaper Copy Share Image
When you're thirty-five, you can't take as much booze ... and I always got a little violent on drink...So it was kind… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions, who will do anything. Of course we make him pay afterward… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I had a breakthrough, I think my life just became calmer, I gave up drinking. My priorities changed as I had a… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words]… — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Do you know why more people don't sober up? Because they don't wear their livers on the outside. If everyone wore their… — M.C. Beaton Copy Share Image
My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking… — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
You do not need to be an expert, or even particularly interested in wine, in order to enjoy drinking it. But tasting… — Michael Broadbent Copy Share Image
Heavily and hypnotically,with her soul flattening itself back like the ears of a hissing cat,Kizzy leaned in and drank of Jack Husk's… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
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