Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“Spezia offered Leopold almost nothing: his precocity devoured itself there, rejecting the steep sunny coast and nibbling blue edge of the sea… — Elizabeth Bowen Copy Share Image
Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match,… — Hans Kmoch Copy Share Image
I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I love that, for Kanye [West], there's no difference between the epic and the personal. That makes him sound like a really… — David Longstreth Copy Share Image
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks. — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
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