I think everything I have ever done has been an attempt to reach a hand out to my teenage self and tell… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I watch all the clips on YouTube of Seinfeld's first 'Tonight Show' and Roseanne, and I'm into those stories of Johnny Carson… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
Any bit of good stand-up I've done has usually been when I've been deeply embarrassed to say the thing out loud. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The first time I got into therapy was when I was 29 - it's always when I'm about to hit a number. There's a… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in an insular… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I got my first job in television when I was 18, on the kids' cable channel Nickelodeon, introducing the 'Rugrats' and other programs. It… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap, then that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are the sort of comedian who's interested in sort of the mundane, then there's something in that and then it's wonderful to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
