Dog Quotes · Page 74

I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere.

— Chuck Palahniuk

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

— Christine Taylor

“My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind”

— Seth Czerepak

“I am a mammal, a dog, and a bichon frise--in that order.”

— Lark Benobi

“He seems to be attracting religions the way a dog attracts fleas.”

— Yann Martel

“The difference between a man and a dog is a dog won't bite you after you feed them”

— J.T. Francis

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

— Jeff Valdez

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at [its] work

— Mark Latham

I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,…

— Humaira

EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a…

— PMD

Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones.

— Donald McCaig

I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using…

— Ray Walston

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound…

— Charlie Munger

When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move…

— Elizabeth Bowen

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the…

— Cesar Millan

I think that's the great thing about being with, having a dog, is it kind of forces you to be in the…

— Jennifer Aniston

“You never know with dogs. My dog lives with bikes and riders, and still barks like crazy at bike riders. It's our…

— Grant Petersen

You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes truth isn't good…

— Christian Bale

A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular…

— George Bernard Shaw

I value in the cat the independent and almost ungrateful spirit which prevents her from attaching herself to any one, the indifference…

— François-René de Chateaubriand

The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists…

— Garrett Hardin

He walked out in the gray light and stood and he saw for a brief moment the absolute truth of the world.…

— Cormac McCarthy

I enjoy trying to figure out a way to deal with machines - they become like little buddies or something. It's almost…

— Panda Bear

I set out to do a horror film with 'Dog Soldiers,' and what I came out with at the end of the…

— Neil Marshall

I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.

— D. H. Lawrence

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

— Kate DiCamillo

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

— Kristin Davis

I love my dog sooooo much. Like the day she dies, a part of me is going I die with her.

— Anonymous

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

— Tracey Ullman

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family.

— Tyler Posey

I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs.

— Spike Lee

You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup.

— Eric Koston

O villains, vipers, dogs, easily won to fawn on any man!

— William Shakespeare

He has all the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty.

— Sam Houston

There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact!

— Louis Sabin

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

— Michel Houellebecq

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

— Julie Burchill

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.

— Paula Wall

I am definitely a dog person. I feel like Webster and I are very much alike.

— Calista Flockhart

A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

— Anonymous