Dog Quotes · Page 76

She said "Your such a dog" I said 'Your such a bone.'

— Drake

Don't love gold it has no sense, but instead please love a dog it might love you in return

— Tivea

The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

— William Shakespeare

None of us are really that big of a deal in the world - but you are your dog's everything.

— Dana Perino

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

— Shirley MacLaine

People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people.

— Cesar Millan

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun.

— Noel Coward

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

— Daniel Pinkwater

Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my…

— Debra Messing

I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.

— Stephen Chow

I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so…

— Emmy Rossum

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all…

— Jack Handey

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would…

— Elayne Boosler

Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show.

— Jim Lampley

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

— Kevin Hearne

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos…

— Elbert Hubbard

If a superhero knocks over a building, and there are 5,000 people in the building that we can presume are now dead,…

— D. B. Weiss

“[Mouse is] with us. The dog is a handicap-assist animal." The kid lifted his eyebrows. "My mouth is partially paralyzed," I said.…

— Jim Butcher

I tend to work in the mornings, then take a few hours off in the afternoon to walk the dog, and then…

— Thighpaulsandra

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog…

— Eddie Izzard

I need an artist to be a dog. You know what I'm saying? I need an artist to think for themselves. I…

— Benny the Butcher

Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go ten thousand miles from home and drop bombs and bullets…

— Muhammad Ali

Wickedly Dangerous translates a terrifying figure from folklore , the Baba Yaga, into the smart, resourceful, motorcycle-riding Barbara Yager, who travels with…

— Alex Bledsoe

Sophie, my dog, is the high in the highlights of my life. Even through rain, snow, ice, and general laziness, she is…

— Lauren Bacall

You have to be a real live dog to come out there and compete every night.

— Trevor Ariza

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!

— Charles Dickens

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs

— Daryl Hannah

People of the world, unite and defeat the U.S. aggressors and all their running dogs!

— Mao Zedong

No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business.

— Rebel Wilson

“It was a rebus of heartbreak, misfortune a dog could parse.”

— Jonathan Lethem

Im fly like I had me a shoe closet for diner no I'm not a dog bitch

— Wiz Khalifa

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.

— Darrell Royal

“I just inherited a ghost dog.” Duke was in the back seat, his head hanging out the window.”

— Deanna Chase

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

— Stephen Colbert

I have a dog and a cat, and they are best friends.

— Danielle Macdonald

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.

— Daniel Tosh

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

— Elizabeth Taylor

“I have had friends who were dogs, but I have never had a dog who was not a friend.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

You always hear me talk about my two ladies: my wife and my dog.

— Josh Segarra

Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs.

— Chad Smith