The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
You can't expect to be a lucky dog if you spend all your time growling — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
Who is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape? — Franz Marc Copy Share Image
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
Roving dogs do not indicate the civilisation or compassion of the society. They betray on the country the ignorance and lethargy of… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If my dog Ella, named after the Rihanna song 'Umbrella', could be with me at all times, that would make me happy. — Alex Scott Copy Share Image
I think of the saddest thing I can and then add a sick dog to that. If I think of a sick… — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
You don't get to choose your voice! I was never like, 'Oh, I'll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.' — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
You're just a puppy on a leash, time to come back home, I let you out to play, but ain't playin' fair,… — Letoya Luckett Copy Share Image
“Here's a taxidermist's," Bill said. "Want to buy anything? Nice stuffed dog?" "Come on," I said. "You're pie-eyed." "Pretty nice stuffed dogs,"… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Man, even now, can do wonders to animals: my cat and dog live together in my house and seem to like it.… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I just didn't want her to get hurt. I thought she was going to be. But everyone gets their share, don't they?… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The dog wags its tail only at living things. A tail wag, the equivalent of a human smile, is bestowed upon people,… — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
Everywhere there was somewhere and everywhere there they were men women children dogs cows wild pigs little rabbits cats lizards and animals.… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
When a person hasn't in him that which is higher and stronger than all external influences, it is enough for him to… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“Living alone had made me sensitive. When Will was still at the farm, I didn't differentiate the scent of wild fennel from… — Louisa Morgan Copy Share Image
Antiphon, as another man gets pleasure from a good horse, or a dog, or a bird, I get even more pleasure from… — Socrates Copy Share Image
They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal. — Tom Hayden Copy Share Image
“There's nothing so bad in the world that dog kisses won't make it better” — Lynn Plourde Copy Share Image
I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The story [of Allied] stayed with me, like a stray dog outside the office, waiting. — Steven Knight Copy Share Image
“You'll never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Like a dog, a playwright lives in an eternal present and a play is never closed. — John Guare Copy Share Image
“To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image