Dog Quotes · Page 72

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

— Orhan Pamuk

I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoyed everything.

— Anonymous

I’d like to have a nice home set up, with a couple of dogs, and a fence, white picket fence.

— Martin Starr

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals

— Theophile Gautier

I started selling corn dogs, ended up in the music industry. That's how it all started.

— Ryan Tedder

Why am I hopping around like some trained dog trying to please people I hate?

— Suzanne Collins

Can't rely on anyone these days except your dog...!!

— ShaisZ

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

— Bill Bryson

“Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.”

— Paul Doherty

These girls say imma dog, well that makes them a fucking flea now I understand why ther ass is so stuck on…

— GRUBE

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it…

— Frank Zappa

They kicked me out of the church when I'm a little girl because they said I'm singing like a dog. They didn't…

— Concha Buika

Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs.

— Georges Bidault

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to…

— Will Ferrell

We never consider that the things dogs know about us are things of which we have not the faintest notion.

— Jose Saramago

...I feel most deeply that the whole subject is too profound for the human intellect. A dog might as well speculate on…

— Charles Darwin

I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the…

— Miguel de Cervantes

There are only two ways out for animals at pounds--being adopted or being killed. And cats have such a low rate of…

— Cleveland Amory

You run an ad claiming that [Mitt] Romney is an absolute unfeeling, mean-spirited animal hater because in the example they gave he…

— Rush Limbaugh

When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to…

— Anonymous

I feel like people used to leave their homes and go to their local theatre, and they used to watch ballet dancers…

— Laura Benanti

“Some dogs come into our lives but do not stay. We don't understand the reason why but the dog does. Some stay…

— Terry W Turner

Iʹve seen you too. Ozera. Crispin, right?ʺ ʺChristian,ʺ corrected Lissa. ʺRight.ʺ … ʺSo what brings you and Christopher here?ʺ asked Blake. He…

— Richelle Mead

Let me start by saying that I do not enjoy nor relish the partisan role of attack dog. I never found any…

— Marco Rubio

I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs… Perhaps I am an exception.

— Emily Bronte

“While humans play God, dogs learn from their masters.”

— Toba Beta

They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels.

— Anonymous

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

— Tom Sizemore

Hear our humble prayer, O God. Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to the animals.

— Albert Schweitzer

If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.

— George Harrison

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

— George Carlin

There is no snooze button on a dog that wants to go out for a piss.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

— Will Estes

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

— Merrill Markoe

“Live Humble as a Dog Live humble as a dog and the world will come alive in your mouth.”

— Mark Nepo

My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (;

— Madea

The truth is out there somewhere, but the dog needs to be walked.

— Anonymous

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

— Dana Gould

The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed,

— Anna Quindlen