Dog Quotes · Page 70

The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it.

— George Herbert

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

— Bobby Heenan

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.

— Louise Brown

The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion.

— Travie McCoy

There are certain regions in the country where the indigenous people eat dogs.

— Jessica Hagedorn

You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.

— Ashin Wirathu

Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

— David Duchovny

A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it.

— Frank Miller

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and…

— Anonymous

“That’s how we all feel about our dogs, isn’t it? They don’t have to be champions in the ring to be champions…

— Ellen Miles

I'm free to leave... go wherever I please, do whatever I want; I believe everyone should live like that. Don't be dependent…

— Shel Silverstein

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

— Rita Mae Brown

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big…

— Don Rickles

Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog.

— Julian Dicks

I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's…

— Emmylou Harris

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in…

— Blaize Clement

“I'm a dog, and because you humans are much less rational beasts than I, you're telling yourselves, 'Dogs don't talk.' Nethertheless, you…

— Orhan Pamuk

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar…

— Jeff Dunham

For some people, success is a zero sum game. They think that if they push other people out of the way, fewer…

— A'Lelia Bundles

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamped, and…

— William Shakespeare

“I thought for a moment about the dog. Miffy. I guess no matter how much Rube and I complained about him, we…

— Markus Zusak

I'm a film buff and I was keen to find out about the response to Daniel Craig's 007. 'Empire' and 'Hot Dog'…

— Burn Gorman

I saw a young sister, just before this service; and I said to her, "When did you find the Lord?" She replied,…

— Charles Spurgeon

“I also believe that man’s continued domestication (if you care to use that silly euphemism) of dogs is motivated by fear: fear…

— Garth Stein

Folks will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog!

— Anonymous

Thanks for the great info dog I owe you bigigty.

— Krystallynn

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.

— Robert Schumann

“Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog's lifestyle.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”

— Paul Dunn

Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs

— Leslie Caron

If you lay down with the dog you may wake up with it being yo baby daddy.

— Shar-rae

If I had a little dog, I would definitely put some little shoes on it.

— Kelly Kelly

A dog lives in the moment and always hopes for the best.

— Anonymous

If the old dog barke he gives counsell. [If the old dog barks, he gives counsel.]

— George Herbert

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

— Waka Flocka Flame

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

— August Strindberg

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

— Denise Richards

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

— Bill Maher

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

— Ian Holloway

All Dogs dont go to Heaven cause most of them Die in the Junk Yard!

— Milliton MUNNEY