Dog Quotes · Page 69

“Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam.”

— Dan Wells

I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.

— Kim Raver

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

— Karel Capek

I look forward to doing everything, whether appearing on TV or walking the dog.

— Ronnie Corbett

“It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.”

— Kim Harrison

Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live.

— Martin Luther

Unless you're lead dog, the scenery never changes.

— Hannah Whitall Smith

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

— Betty White

If it is true that cowardice is the most grave vice, then the dog, at least, is not guilty of it.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,…

— Erma Bombeck

Girl don't get all depressed over a dog from your past. That's like being sad because the garbage man picked up the…

— Anonymous

In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference…

— David Roochnik

We had a dog, Apples. He was 13 years old, toothless, blind and had the worst breath this side of Jabba the…

— Marlee Matlin

When the ball's in the air, as a receiver, it's just you want to be a Frisbee-catching dog out there.

— Cooper Kupp

“I’m a dog and she was a cat: I, slobbery and keen; she, self-contained and ultimately private.”

— Claire Messud

Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to…

— Eric Hoffer

I am not the super-submission guy, I am not the one-punch KO guy, so I am not the most feared guy in…

— Forrest Griffin

“Outside, a dog sprawls among the empty tables, its body rocking with the evening heat. Someone has given it a hamburger which…

— M. John Harrison

Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat…

— Sylvia Browne

And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door."…

— James Patterson

Greet everyone you meet with a warm smile. No matter how busy you are, don't rush encounters with coworkers, family, and friends.…

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it.…

— Erma Bombeck

The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour…

— Bono

I should hate to be a regular girl with a sugar-plum voice. I should hate to have swan-like lashes, and a thick,…

— Franny Billingsley

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

— Phil Gramm

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

— Dave Pelzer

I was a dog on a short chain / and now there's no chain.

— Jim Harrison

And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog.

— Nikhil Saluja

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

— Josh Hopkins

“Dogs and children loved my boyfriend. It was a simple fact.”

— Sarah Dessen

“I was his dog, and he was my boy. I loyally remained where I was. I had fulfilled my purpose.”

— W Bruce Cameron

A thief running away like mad from a ferocious watch-dog may be a splendid example of Zen.

— Reginald Horace Blyth

Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

— Desiderius Erasmus

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

— Andy Borowitz

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.

— William Shakespeare

Saying we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but we can still keep it.

— Anonymous

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

— Tom Waits

I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog.

— Anne Bonny

You should be afraid of a silent dog rather than a barking one.

— Vikrant Parsai

I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing.

— Willow Shields