We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person. — Pamela Stephenson Copy Share Image
“If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.” — Alan Rogers Copy Share Image
A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you. — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I made the journey to knowledge like dogs who go for walks with their masters, a hundred times forward and backward over… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle. — Evan Sayet Copy Share Image
“Both of them are overjoyed to see me, which is one of the best parts of owning a dog. Unconditional love and… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is… — Marsha Thomason Copy Share Image
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Well it's true, ever since I stopped eating meat I feel a lot better among animals, I feel I can be much… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White Copy Share Image
When any person of really eminent virtue becomes the object of envy, the clamor and abuse by which he is assailed is… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
Tolerably early in life I discovered that one of the unpardonable sins, in the eyes of most people, is for a man… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
If you run across a dog driving, would you ever forget that? You could never forget that, that bump. It'll haunt you… — Daniel Inouye Copy Share Image
How can anyone expect to be understood unless he presents his thoughts with complete honesty? This situation is unfair because it asks… — Duke Ellington Copy Share Image
Having animals in the city is entirely different from having animals out in the country. For one thing, it's more social. When… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Charity is in the heart of man, and righteousness in the path of men. Pity the man who has lost his path… — Mencius Copy Share Image
“I happened to look up and there it was. All over and done with, at last. I sat on for a few… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
I've got two dogs - one's a Jack Russell and she's one year old now, and I've got another dog called Kanga,… — Lewis Pugh Copy Share Image
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I've been on a dog-buying spree. I got two Yorkies and a small teacup Chihuahua. — Valee Copy Share Image
The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. — Heidi Montag Copy Share Image
Controversy chases the Russian writer Vladimir Sorokin the way a dog chases a stick. — Ken Kalfus Copy Share Image
My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals. — Tim Henman Copy Share Image
Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting. — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of guy who grew up listening to Three Dog Night and Lynyrd Skynyrd. — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
