You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog. — Jacob Grimm Copy Share Image
Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs? — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables. — Monica Dickens Copy Share Image
Hot Dog' had been my first hit in the U.K., but it was 'Marie Marie' that really changed things. — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
“Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG!” — Ladee Basset Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“We touched the blood of the black cat. We pet the mammoth dog of tears. In the flickering light we were laughing:… — Laura Veirs Copy Share Image
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of… — Chanel Iman Copy Share Image
It's a little scary when you - I got - I just got a box to my house for my birthday from… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
So many times, I watch games and think, 'Man, why is that guy trying to score like that? He can't do it.'… — Draymond Green Copy Share Image
The perfection of life with a gun dog, like the perfection of an Autumn, is disturbing because you know, even as it… — George Bird Evans Copy Share Image
There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Do you think that was kind? Do you think it was godlike? What would you think of a physician, if a woman… — Helen H. Gardener Copy Share Image
A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A waterlogged… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice "Well, then," the Cat… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Doc tips his hat to dogs as he drives by and the dogs look up and smile at him. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I have an incredible relationship with dogs. I'm kind of a dog-whisperer. — Mary Ellen Mark Copy Share Image
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. — Alfred Kahn Copy Share Image
Dogs yell by Barking; Yelling to a barking dog is actually barking back. — Jaison Ndlovu Copy Share Image
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely. — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
“A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.” — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Feeling animalistic. Feeling Hyena. Feeling Wolf. Feeling Dog. I am tongue and heart. — David Wojnarowicz Copy Share Image
A family with two kids and a dog, however cheesy it might sound, that's what I want. — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
