Dog Quotes · Page 64

It's quite enough to show a well-beaten dog the whip.

— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

— Washington Irving

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

— Carl Icahn

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

— Betty White

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

— Tommy Cooper

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

— Robert Benchley

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

— Cornelia Funke

I say every dog looks like no other but that isn't true. Not entirely. Difference is slippery.

— Mary Jo Bang

Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him.

— Charles Fourier

“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks”

— Kevin J. Anderson

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make…

— Abraham Lincoln

Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow…

— Debi Mazar

People and dogs and cows are born to be what they are. They may cover it up for a long time, but…

— Julia Peterkin

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when…

— Jimmy Fallon

The wicked will gnaw their tongues for anguish and pain; they will curse God and look upwards. There the dogs of hell,…

— John Wesley

I like to do varied exercises, even just going for a hike with my friends or taking my dog for a walk,…

— Stella Maxwell

“A tired starving dog so thin and frail it looks like it could be knocked over by the wind. But it's staring…

— Tahereh Mafi

“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,…

— James Patterson

Go looking for conflict, and you'll find it. Go looking for people to take advantage of you, and they generally will. See…

— Anonymous

Our house was always filled with dogs... They helped make our house a kennel, it is true, but the constant patter of…

— Helen Hayes

I was a dog man. I love dogs. I had a cat in my later years and fell in love with this…

— Regis Philbin

You was talkin' out of yer head last night, too," chortles Davy. "No one's gonna fancy me. I'm gonna be ugly and…

— L.A. Meyer

We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things. The only reason we didn't set up hot-dog stands in the…

— Ray Bradbury

Live more than your neighbor. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle, no, laugh. And bark at the…

— Jon Blais

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.

— Jerome K. Jerome

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.

— William F. Buckley, Jr

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

— Josh Billings

A dog will always be your best friend no matter what. Even if your human friends aren't.

— Anonymous

Elegy of the Death of a Mad Dog The dog, to gain some praivate ends, Went mad and bit the man.

— Oliver Goldsmith

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

— Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

— Corey Ford

“We’ll get her outta our school, one way or another.” And her little dog, too.”

— Kami Garcia

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

— Craig Shoemaker

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

— Niall Horan

“Never ever humanize a dog, you might raise and place a human being in a cage.”

— Joey Lawsin

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

— Tim Allen

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.

— Shirley MacLaine

I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children.

— Perrey Reeves