Dog Quotes · Page 57

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

— Agnetha Faltskog

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

— Christopher Morley

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

— Bernard Williams

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

— George Jean Nathan

It is like a dog that thinks barking at the mailman makes him retreat.

— Melchor Lim

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

— Oliver Goldsmith

“Road to hell paved in unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”

— Ernest Hemingway

There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.

— Barbara Woodhouse

I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you…

— Eddie Izzard

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.

— Dolly Parton

I gotta say, Pluto is such a great character, and if I ever got to work with him, I'd be very happy.…

— Bob Peterson

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the…

— Shaquille O'Neal

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

— Bill Maher

“(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.”

— Billy Idol

“Not everyone loves dogs, but for those who do—and that is about half the people in the United States—their dog’s welfare is…

— Gregory Berns

Not the least hard thing to bear when they go from us, these quiet friends, is that they carry away with them…

— John Galsworthy

“Roan looked down at the pathetic little fur ball with a pink ribbon clipped to the top of its head and growled…

— Andrea Speed

It hit the damn papers that I was being chased through the woods with dogs and choppers. I mean, who the hell…

— Richard Betts

“One day he became conscious that something was following him, a lazy white dog, a bitch with heavy dugs, padded behind him,…

— Robert Irwin

If the peasants are in open rebellion, then they are outside the law of God. Therefore let all who are able slash,…

— Martin Luther

Oh, for heaven’s sake, Sirius, Dumbledore said no!” A bearlike black dog had appeared at Harry’s side as Harry clambered over the…

— Anonymous

“To his complete astonishment, he later found himself offering up a stumbling prayer that the dog would be protected. It was a…

— Richard Matheson

“Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said,…

— Cole Alpaugh

The rise to prominence of the Saudi novel in Arabic is the great man-bites-dog of recent world literature. Saudi Arabia is a…

— James Buchan

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

— Charlaine Harris

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

— Molly Ivins

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

— Bill Nye

“What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?”

— Arika Okrent

I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

— Zach Braff

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

— Zach Braff

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.

— Lee Marvin

Everybody should have a shelter dog. Its good for the soul.

— Paul Shaffer

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

— Karl Kraus

I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.

— Sue Monk Kidd

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

— George Bernard Shaw

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.

— Brian Schweitzer

I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch.

— Anonymous

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

— Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

“We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.”

— Marcus Berkmann

Even the dog is described by the poet to have received justice under Ramarajya.

— Mahatma Gandhi