Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“Never refer to a large dog as a friend - he is in custody and he knows it.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
Money can buy a fine dog but it is kindness that makes him wag his tail. — John B. S. Haldane Copy Share Image
The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be. — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
“Life can be full of dog hair, but then you get slurped! And, the dog hair doesn't matter.” — Aya Walksfar Copy Share Image
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You need to channel your inner dog: know when you need food and when you need rest. And if you get stressed,… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If you are thinking, you can't understand Zen. Anything that can be written in a book, anything that can be said -… — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
A man, and a cat, and a dog, are all animals. These particular examples, as man, or dog, or cat, are parts… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
“Be quiet, Afanasii Ivanovich,” said Pulcheria Ivanovna: “you just like to talk, and that’s all. A dog is not clean; a dog… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
We do not belong to this material world that science constructs for us. We are not in it; we are outside. We… — Erwin Schrodinger Copy Share Image
The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then,… — Plato Copy Share Image
“Puggy is back for Part two in the Spy Dog series. Previously in “A Suspicious Neighbor,” Puggy saw a news report discussing… — Amma Lee Copy Share Image
There's a beautifully simple sketch in the first episode of 'Smack the Pony:' two women approach each other walking their dogs and… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Yet I was a fool to fancy for a moment that she valued Edgar Linton's attachment more than mine -- If he… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
If you have a dog and you love him too much, then some day you will have to bark yourself. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I'm still useful in my capacity as an arts educator and caretaker for the stray dogs. — Araya Rasdjarmrearnsook Copy Share Image
Free, open love I have looked upon as dog's love. Secret love is, besides, cowardly. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I like being able to sit and be outside in the sunshine with our dog. — Margaret Brennan Copy Share Image
Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog. — Robert Falcon Scott Copy Share Image
It's just so nice when your pet isn't all needy. I need a lot of space, so dogs suffocate me. — Kerli Copy Share Image
Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes. — Allen West Copy Share Image
I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash, and that was the attitude of it, fuck off. — John Lydon Copy Share Image
A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog. — John Grogan Copy Share Image
