Dog Quotes · Page 59

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

— Charles Bukowski

Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.

— Fiona Barton

“There is nothing as content on this earth as a dog doing what he was bred to do.”

— Atticus

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

— Elayne Boosler

“A dog's love is pure and can inspire the repressed angel in even the most corrupted heart.”

— Dean Koontz

I have always wanted a dog, but we don't have anyone to care for it.

— Lydia Ko

I love animals and we never had a dog because my parents were working so hard.

— Jannik Sinner

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

— Andy Roddick

“Growled. Like a pissed-off wolf. No, like a whiny dog, I told myself firmly. One of those little yappy ones. Wolves kicked…

— Joanna Wylde

I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems…

— Axl Rose

He is like a bad dog, Bez. We lived together in a flat and if you didn't get up before him, he…

— Shaun Ryder

Ask a glass of water why it pities the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.

— Terrance Hayes

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I…

— Diogenes

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It…

— Ike Barinholtz

Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

— Anonymous

I deal with misunderstood aspects of animal behaviour like anxiety and aggression. I teach people how to respect different species and let…

— Cesar Millan

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography…

— Charles Lamb

There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech… A million voters with IQs below 60 have…

— H. L. Mencken

For Pastrasche was their alpha and omega; their treasury and granary; their store of gold and wand of wealth; their bread-winner and…

— Ouida

It's this long monologue [in Valley of Violence] with Ethan Hawke talking about life and everything with a dog. That's not in…

— Ti West

Dogs have found themselves in an odd predicament by living with humans. In the wild, dogs don't need humans to achieve balance.…

— Cesar Millan

It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his satellite position as the friend of man. The…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

A friend told me of visiting the Dalai Lama in India and asking him for a succinct definition of compassion. She prefaced…

— Marc Ian Barasch

A writer with her work needs to be like a dog with a bone all the time. She needs to know where…

— Dani Shapiro

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

— Dana Gould

I did not have a dog with a diamond collar. I was never flashy.

— Robert Horry

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

— Eugene O'Neill

I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood.

— Caspar Weinberger

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.

— Francis Galton

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

— Anonymous

“I am not entirely sure that humans deserve the unconditional love of dogs.”

— Don Roff

For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!

— Saul Bellow

I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around.

— Fiona Apple

Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates.

— Suzy Shuster

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you…

— Frank Langella

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

— Chelsea Clinton

I don't care who loves me or not…all that matters is my dog loves me more than himself.

— Fiza Elahi

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo?

— Morgan Webb

Everyone has a dog or a cat... I just choose other animals.

— George Hill