I pay my rent and my bills and I buy food and toys for my dog and that's it. — Bria Vinaite Copy Share Image
Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When there's something I need to focus on, I'm like a dog with a bone. — Jimmy Iovine Copy Share Image
“A man without reason is no better than a mad dog, and mad dogs must be put down for the good of… — James L. Sutter Copy Share Image
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I was never one of those little girls who played with baby dolls and picked names for her firstborn. I was playing… — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
“A three-legged dog successfully crosses the road to a new location where there is greener grass to piss on” — Wesley Eisold Copy Share Image
I really do believe there are things passed down. Behaviour, not just DNA. Psychological make-up. You can see it in dogs. If… — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
“I've yet to meet a deceitful dog. The truth is, I like most animals better than I like most people. - Mr.… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing. — Evander Holyfield Copy Share Image
You don't lose your temper and throw the cat out the door. You don't lose your temper and throw a dish at… — Ernest Angley Copy Share Image
Brutes find out where their talents lie; A bear will not attempt to fly, A foundered horse will oft debate Before he… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
What is this?” he went on now, spearing an unfortunate object on a fork and raising it to eye level. “This… this…… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If you build an army of 100 lions and their leader is a dog, in any fight, the lions will die like… — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Truth and fact are old-fashioned and out-of-date, my friends, fit only for the dull and vulgar to live by. Appearance, not reality,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Atheists are like wild feral dogs wih no master. But Christians are like loving dogs with a giving and loving master. Domesticated… — Roger Bacon Copy Share Image
Sometimes animal exercises can help you get in touch with parts of yourself that you don't access day to day. In my… — Jordan Gavaris Copy Share Image
I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
“He liked to be kindly treated, to be praised and petted, to be well fed and caressed; and they who so treated… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that in the main we die only seven times more slowly than our dogs. — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image