Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
You need to channel your inner dog: know when you need food and when you need rest. And if you get stressed,… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I do think I see some shred of goodness in John Proctor. Not enough to weave a banner with, but white enough… — John Proctor Copy Share Image
“There is a hope that a dog injects into everywalk, more than a hope- an expectation, really- that this si going to… — John Zeaman Copy Share Image
You dont have to own squirrels and starlings to get enjoyment from them ... One day, we would like an end to… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
I watch her do the simplest things: brushing her hair into a ponytail, feeding the dog, tying Sophie's shoelaces, and I want… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
This is a slippery slope in addition to that. At what point are we going to OK marrying inanimate objects? Can -… — Rebecca Kleefisch Copy Share Image
The hero of the 'Peanuts' is Charlie Brown. I play the dog that sleeps on the top of his dog box who's… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
An ash-gray dog with a white blaze on its forehead burst onto the rough terrain of the market on the first Sunday… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
little sun little moon little dog and a little to eat and a little to love and a little to live for… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I gotta say, Pluto is such a great character, and if I ever got to work with him, I'd be very happy.… — Bob Peterson Copy Share Image
“(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.” — Billy Idol Copy Share Image
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.' — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Not the least hard thing to bear when they go from us, these quiet friends, is that they carry away with them… — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
“Not everyone loves dogs, but for those who do—and that is about half the people in the United States—their dog’s welfare is… — Gregory Berns Copy Share Image
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
I am not brutal or cruel to animals. My mission has always been to save dogs - especially troubled and abandoned dogs.… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
“People say that a dog can sense the longing of a person, so perhaps he's barking in response to your heart.” — Kim Dong Hwa Copy Share Image
“That's it, he rasped. Hump me. Are you a dog? Are you a dog in heat? You my dog? He slapped me… — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“Owning a dog is like having a demanding manner-less friend who never bathes themselves but which somehow ends up spending every single… — Matte Resist Copy Share Image
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“I felt about him as I might feel about a friendly, dimwitted dog that had decided to move in with us. He… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“When the dog bites, when the bee stings... I simply remember I have a boyfriend and suddenly things don't seem quite so… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
It's really sad that you have more infomercials on TV to adopt a dog or a cat, or save a whale, then… — Philip Bailey Copy Share Image
Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no… — Robert Stack Copy Share Image
Love grows from the rich foam of forgiveness, mongrels make good dogs, and the evidence of God exists in the roundness of… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
One thing that I have thought ever since Temple of the Dog is that I would never say no to an interesting… — Chris Cornell Copy Share Image
A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I… — Lisa Hanawalt Copy Share Image
I love my dogs and I give them affection all the time but it has to be at the right time or… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
![“You dont have to own squirrels and starlings to get enjoyment from them ... One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals. [Dogs] would pursue their natural lives in the wild ... they would have full lives, not wasting at home for someone to come home in the evening and…” quote by Ingrid Newkirk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6e/ingrid-newkirk-3962_animal_you-dont-have-to-own-squirrels-and-starl_894992.png)
