I have a St Bernard dog. They are very tough to take care of in the tropical weather in Chennai. They usually… — Dinesh Karthik Copy Share Image
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs… — John Corbett Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
“What is that smell? Is that a dog I smell?-Dean S8 (after coming back from purgatory) Dog? In the car? No.-Sam” — Jess Mariotte Copy Share Image
“Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He lavished his affection on the dog and even had Willie, sitting up on a chair, dine with him at his table.… — Ladislas Farago Copy Share Image
I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Edgar Sawtelle is a boy without a voice, but his world, populated by the dogs his family breeds, is anything but silent.… — Dalia Sofer Copy Share Image
Hearing the sound of your breathing as you sleep, with the dog at your feet, his head resting on a shoe, and… — Bruce Dawe Copy Share Image
If you come on my property, I've got you from the second that you enter on. There's little lasers my TVs come… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side… — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your… — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Courage is like a disobedient dog, once it starts running away it flies all the faster for your attempts to recall it. — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
“The morals of this story are that if the reward is good enough, the dog will work to earn that reward, and,… — American College of Veterinary Behaviorists Copy Share Image
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
I am never going to write about dogs again. You can write about Islam, you can write about sexuality, but no, not… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
“There is no way to communicate to a dog that one is sorry that we live in the world but it is… — Jonathon Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous. — Nelson Rockefeller Copy Share Image
I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations.… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. — William Kunstler Copy Share Image
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I love to rescue animals… The pounds were so crowded they were putting animals down almost immediately. Seven thousand dogs were put… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Cats, dogs, and some I mean, birds, many species of mammals, they also have the sort of potential to show affection firstly… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
“Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
I miss you Mito you are my baby forever .I miss you so much. Why did tht stupid dog kill you?:(. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who lives with a dog, as I do, knows that dogs are thinking, feeling individuals who do not deserve to be… — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
After the war, they took Army dogs and rehabilitated them for civilian life. But they turned soldiers into civilians immediately, and let… — Audie Murphy Copy Share Image
