“Customer: “How much for this dog?” Dog dealer: “$5000” Customer: :”Is not that too much?” Dog dealer: “Is not the dog wonderful?” Customer: “Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?” Dog dealer: “Yes sir! He… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“2386. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAÏVE! ” — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“Karl came out of the exam hall very sad. When asked he said, ‘I didn’t know the past tense of THINK. I THOUGHT and… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“333. A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“ 2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) ” — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
“Customer: “How much for this dog?” Dog dealer: “$5000” Customer: :”Is not that too much?” Dog dealer: “Is not the dog wonderful?” Customer: “Yes,… — Olav Laudy Copy Share Image
