Quote by Olav Laudy

“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of…

— Olav Laudy

“An attractive blonde behind the receptionist's desk smiles at me as I walk in. I assume she’s the receptionist, because I can’t think of…

— Fanny Merkin

“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,…

— Scott McNeely

“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys…

— Michael Hopkins

This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have…

— Anonymous

“The minute the blonde grabs for my arm, I pull it up and hit her right in the nose. Bending over, tending to my…

— Melyssa Winchester

“A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for…

— Olav Laudy

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,…

— Celeste Hartman

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, Wait, you forgot the remote!

— Anonymous

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“I want that little blonde bitch in the lobby to hear me screaming your name.”

— Aaron B. Powell

“At the checkout, the blond cashier asked, “Did anybody help you?” “Yes,” Ginika said. “Chelcy or Jennifer?” “I’m sorry, I don’t remember her name.”…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie