Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath? — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
There's a lot that goes into being Tim McGraw or Kenny Chesney. They have great songs, their show is great, they're very fit. When… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend's lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Everyone has their own path in life, no matter if it's being a celebrity or a singer. Quite frankly, I didn't move to Nashville… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
I'm from Florida, so any time I get invited to come to Florida and play a show, I'm definitely always up for that. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
But that's the problem with playing new music sometimes before the record comes out: You have a bunch of yayhoots with opinions. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Its okay for a good girl to be a little bad from time to time¦Keep us boys on our toes. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
Anytime you put your name on a ticket with nothing else attached to it, that's the true testament to where you are in your… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
