Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Before asserting a prognosis on any patient, always be objective and never subjective. For telling a man that he will win the… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
When I went to the scientific doctor I realised what a lust there was in him to wreak his so-called science on… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Social systems proceed by (usually) covering up the brutalities upon which they are based. The doctor doesn't let you get to his… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
Let there always be a preponderance of mercy with you, even though you don't feel such mercy in yourself, as God has… — Isaac of Nineveh Copy Share Image
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
It is very unlikely that Uganda will face a chaotic scenario similar to that in Syria or other places. Incidentally, doctors, scientists,… — Yoweri Museveni Copy Share Image
Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
You may be surprised to learn that, in our law, although the fetus is currently without the right to life, it does… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
If you are feeling tired or ill, rest. Your body will always want rest and ease if it's sick. When you become… — Shakti Gawain Copy Share Image
...Your company...will send drugs to all the underdeveloped countries of the world, and since they do not have any standards, we will… — Gaylord Nelson Copy Share Image
There were many generations of Latino people coming to this country, coming from difficult political or social situations in their own countries,… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People call me an optimist, but I'm really an appreciator ... years ago, I was cured of a badly infected finger with… — Julian Simon Copy Share Image
The gospel brings things together. One of the great demonstration of the gospel's power is reconciliation. I've got friends who are surfers,… — Tullian Tchividjian Copy Share Image
Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.'… — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
My father was a doctor. He was just a great guy, a gentle humanist, and an old-fashioned GP. He'd get up at… — Roselee Goldberg Copy Share Image
Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch… — Matthew Parris Copy Share Image
I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
My advantage as a woman and a human being has been in having a mother who believed strongly in women's education. She… — Antonia Fraser Copy Share Image
The medical operations are so challenging because they're so technical, as well. I assumed before we started that we would do the… — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My mother thought I would have a hard life as a painter. My father thought the highest thing a person could be… — Alex Katz Copy Share Image
My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Residents of my district continue to stress to me that they want health care decisions to be made by patients and doctors,… — Tim Walberg Copy Share Image
I shot many scenes of Hamburg, albums full of postcard motifs, and I discarded almost all of them. I ride my bike… — Fatih Ak?n Copy Share Image
We're thrilled to have Maisie Williams joining us on Doctor Who. It's not possible to say too much about who or what… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated. It is planned and deliberate cheating, with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately in my case, because of what I do for living, here in Ireland is very hard for me to find a… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
A doctor is advertised by the bodies he cures. My business is advertised by the minds I stimulate. And let me tell… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
If you think about how healthcare is delivered, it's on an ad hoc basis. Someone comes into a hospital, someone comes into… — Chris Viehbacher Copy Share Image
To wait for hours to buy a train ticket or to see a doctor is accepted as a normal way of doing… — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image
There is no trick of a magician or spell of a witch doctor, no drug or mesmerism or bribery or torture or… — Mike Mason Copy Share Image
The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
You can no more trust Jesus and not intend to obey him than you could trust your doctor and your auto mechanic… — Dallas Willard Copy Share Image
The idea of governing at all times by the simple force of law (which we have been told is the only admissible… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
I envy children who know that they're going to become doctors, know they're going to go into the forces or whatever. I… — Jeremy Irons Copy Share Image
My doctors were of one mind: unless something was immediately done, I had maybe six months to live. A quintuple bypass was… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
When the BBC decided to bring Doctor Who back as a feature film a few years ago, one national newspaper ran a… — Simon Callow Copy Share Image
We would like doctors to listen, but the fact is, we better be ready to be able to talk to them. You're… — Anna Deavere Smith Copy Share Image
