I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Then sing as Martin Luther sang, As Doctor Martin Luther sang, "Who loves not wine, woman and song, He is a fool… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
A man cannot be a good doctor and keep telephoning his broker between patients nor a good lawyer with his eye on… — Walter Lippmann Copy Share Image
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My parents came to this country after World War II, Jews from Czechoslovakia who had survived Auschwitz and Dachau. They settled with… — Julie Salamon Copy Share Image
I think that the practice of medicine, the science of it, has become 50% pharmacological, so that doctors are like walking pharmacies. — Caroline Myss Copy Share Image
As the innocent infant relies upon the mother for sustenance, so the innocent wanderer, following his native compassion and bliss, relies upon… — Miyamoto Musashi Copy Share Image
The man that created the theory of evolution by natural selection was thrown out by his Dad because he wanted him to… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
In all modesty, we must admit that governments are not always the best doctors when it comes to diagnosing economic ailments and… — Kim Campbell Copy Share Image
“JD/Dr Cox: The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths, there's no coming back.” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
The athlete of today is not an athlete alone. He's the center of a team - doctors, scientists, coaches, agents and so… — Emil Zatopek Copy Share Image
It is something that is called MDS. It is a rare blood disorder that affects the bone marrow. I'm going to beat… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
Don't you loathe it when doctors use the word 'we' when it applies only and solely to yourself? — Carson McCullers Copy Share Image
We've got the government shutdown, but the beginning of Obamacare. You know what that means? You can now complain to your doctor… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Fix yourself something to drink," she said. "I don't have any Mr. Pepper." "You mean Dr. Pepper?" "For the love of God!"… — Elizabeth Chandler Copy Share Image
I'd see an old person on the street and start crying. I couldn't understand how people could cope, knowing they only had… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
I came from an intellectual family. Most were doctors, preachers, teachers, businessmen. My grandfather was a small businessman. His father was an… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor's prescription; one must be sick to believe them. — Maurice de Vlaminck Copy Share Image
To think, analyze and invent, he [Pierre Menard] also wrote me, “are not anomalous acts, but the normal respiration of the intelligence.… — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
I tell you, the old-fashioned doctor who treated all diseases has completely disappeared, now there are only specialists, and they advertise all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really wanted to be a doctor, until my freshman year of college when I realized that while I was good at… — Marissa Mayer Copy Share Image
This generation of little children is the 7th Generation. Not just Indian children but white, black, yellow and red. Our grandfathers said… — Clyde Bellecourt Copy Share Image