“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“You: Why did you pick my first name? Your dad: I don’t remember. You: I see. Can you give me an example of something… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t think that women in the military can kill if they get into a fight. I think we can. All the general… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“*When Queen Elizabeth I (1533–1603) found out who had published a nasty pamphlet about her, she had the authors’ right hands cut off. Now… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“The two girls sit and face each other. One girl will apply makeup to the other’s face, but the trick is that the girl… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“Dolphins. They think they’re so cute. Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.” —Chum in… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“No Kidding! Don’t you hate it when a Mean Girl says something mean, and then adds, “Just kidding.” Like that helps!” — Bart King Copy Share Image
