RICHNESS is not Earning More, Spending More Or Saving More, but ...RICHNESS IS WHEN YOU NEEDNO MORE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't win the argument with that bitch, correct her grammar instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and thenyou can't remember what you were talking about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aversion gives love its death wound and forgetfulness buries it. - Jean de la Bruyere — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Yes mom, I did what you wanted me to do! *Quietly doesit before she finds out I didn't* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal People: Go to bed before 12am, Wake up in the morning. Me: Go to bed in the morning, wake up in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am cruel, because I want to hold you and never let go. I am lazy, because I want to sleep in… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Quick! I need a good made up superhero name! (my friends and I need them for school) I was told by someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Day before the test* Whatever,I don't need to study, I got this.*Day of the test* Why do I do this to myself? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having those weird conversations with your friends& thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before perfect times, if you enjoyed/ take a test of screw, rather than yourself is dangerous for social reputation of your parents.… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish falling in love had stoplights, too. Then I'd know when to GO for it, when to SLOW DOWN, and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
