Hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence soundcool Just bought underwear, YOLO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lied, because I was going to look for fakes XD but this is the last one haah — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward distance of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
9 year olds today have Facebooks, twitters, phones, ipods. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayon, chalk &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like a Victoria's Secret Angel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! Wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!!!! -Message sent- Okay, KILL me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad Luck Brian: USES HANDICAPPED STALL. COMES OUT, HANDICAPPED PERSON WAITING. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying YOU'RE WELCOME so fucking loudly when someone doesn't say Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what my friend does in wait of Hurricane Sandy or whatever kind of storm it is now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
RICHNESS is not Earning More, Spending More Or Saving More, but ...RICHNESS IS WHEN YOU NEEDNO MORE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when people ask if you're okay cause you yawned& your eyes watered. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At school: if you take too long inthe bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward text that makes you think 'How the hell am I going to reply to that.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person thatwe'd take back in a second, regardless of how much they hurt us in the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so lazy. No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen intocarbon dioxide all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F you love someone, tell them. because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle — Babloo Copy Share Image
Thousands excuses are there to keep oneself busy. But none is there to meet ones own self — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
