That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You call me 3 times, I ignore it.*Unknown call* Who the f*ck you trying to making fool — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say, You think it's funny? Obviously it is,if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GUY Friends are the BOMB. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, NO awkwardness.... íuntil you start to LIKE one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm tired & sleepy, but when I get in bed, my body is like Just kidding! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I The Only One Who Misses This Show? I Used To Watch It Every Day!. But Not Many People Actually Remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I am posting call me maybe quotes, Kennedy got me started on looking them up:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I`m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, .... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever, we have to accept that, love doesn't give us the license to own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on here in awhile guys. It just seemed so weird for a while. I love the lines it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
