Scrolling down your inbox and remembering each memory in every text message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHERE THE HELL IS IT!! I SWEAR I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! Sir, calm down, your toy is under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: You should know this!You learned it 3 years ago! Me:Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hating is an emotional disease so for those who hate me, get well soon, or dont flatter yourself sweetly he's desperate and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking you stepped into Antarctica when actually, you've only stepped outta the shower. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher says ok pick a partner and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dora: What was your favorite part? You: My favorite part was - Dora: I liked that part too! You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not your second choice neither your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored. — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!..Serio íusly? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it. -___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
