I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just as machines need instruction manuals for smooth operation, mankind, the most complicated machine of all, needs the Quran — Dr Zakir Naik Copy Share Image
I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you find a shirt you REALLY likeand they don't have your size.); — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Working hard homework.* PHONE: 1 new message! *Picks up phone to reply & mom comesin.* MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhh one second... *Delete Delete Delete* Here you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low battery* *low battery**low battery* Well, apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let`s go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls worry about the things Guys forget... Guys always worry about the things Girls remember — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask no you ask will you please ask? why can't you ask?fine...hey my friend wants to ask you something — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're thirteen and you smoke, drink, and have sex? When I was thirteen, I danced to High School Musical in my kitchen.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
