Dear rapists, I've slept with morelittle kids than you ever could. -teddy bear — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you find a shirt you REALLY likeand they don't have your size.); — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just as machines need instruction manuals for smooth operation, mankind, the most complicated machine of all, needs the Quran — Dr Zakir Naik Copy Share Image
I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're thirteen and you smoke, drink, and have sex? When I was thirteen, I danced to High School Musical in my kitchen.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not your second choice neither your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored. — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
Scrolling down your inbox and remembering each memory in every text message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
