Knowing your family so well, You can tell who's coming downthe stairs by the sound of their footsteps..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low battery* *low battery**low battery* Well, apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE READING SOMEONES GRAPHIC TEE ANDIT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE STARING AT THEIR BOOBS.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHERE THE HELL IS IT!! I SWEAR I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! Sir, calm down, your toy is under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop and Facbeook? When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. : — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher says ok pick a partner and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're having the best dream ever and wake up, does anyone else ever try to fall back asleep to finish the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walking into class on the first day of school, see who's in thereand thinking You've got to be fu*king kidding me -__- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!..Serio íusly? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it. -___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you get a text while you're walking and you start to walk slower and slower til youre just standing there texting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I just poured my friggin heart out to you & you reply ohlol. I hope you get hit by a bus!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're thirteen and you smoke, drink, and have sex? When I was thirteen, I danced to High School Musical in my kitchen.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: You should know this!You learned it 3 years ago! Me:Bitch, I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last night! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dora: What was your favorite part? You: My favorite part was - Dora: I liked that part too! You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later sayingK ... Are you asking to be punched? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being addicted to texting someone.. Then they suddenly stop texting back, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let`s go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents don't answer your calls, it's ok but when you don't answer your parent's calls, worldwar III is about to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THE AWKWARD MOMENT: When you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly saysyou were so cute! What happened? Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a package says Easy open & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun & a lightsaber trying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just lie in your bed,and think: Is this me? Am I really alive? Am I really here? Or is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Working hard homework.* PHONE: 1 new message! *Picks up phone to reply & mom comesin.* MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate being tired in school and thinking I'm going to take a napas soon as I get home and then when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Middle School Girl Who Thinks She's a Victoria's Secret Model, Mind if I Borrow a Tissue? Sincerely, It's Fallin Out Of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those girls in My Super Sweet 16 that cry because they got a black Mercedes instead of a white Range… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
