That little dance your thumbs dowhen you don't know how to answer to a text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, it's been more than 10 years, you're not getting your license — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting on headphones and it seems like suddenly everybody wants to talk to yo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear rapists, I've slept with morelittle kids than you ever could. -teddy bear — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss slamming my phone shut when I got off a call mad, not poking my screen in an angry rage...... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I rememberwatching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you're still single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you can feel you and your best friend slowly drifting apart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got the moves like jagger. LOL JK. I dance like & awkward penguinhaving a spasm! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your making a stupid face & your crush looks right at you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:Why are you chewing gum in my class?!?! Me:Dude, chill, it's gum, not cocaine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate it when teachers say, You think its funny? Obviously. Thats why I laughed, b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask no you ask will you please ask? why can't you ask?fine...hey my friend wants to ask you something — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking; 'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me:Holla, coma estas Spanish guy *speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
