Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
At the time of Holy Communion I sometimes picture my soul under the figure of a little child of three or four… — Therese of Lisieux Copy Share Image
What's distinctively shocking about Machiavelli is that he didn't care. He believed not only that politicians must do evil in the name… — Michael Ignatieff Copy Share Image
I just kick off my shoes, walk around barefoot, I don't care if my feet get dirty. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect… — Banksy Copy Share Image
I'lI say this: I recall entering Congress in 1971 and being called a 'feminist' by members of my own party as if… — Ron Dellums Copy Share Image
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
The main thing you can change is how you perceive yourself. Stop looking in the mirror and realize that you're living for… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.” — M. Thomas Gammarino Copy Share Image
I just like a dirty, crumbling city. The Gotham I imagine is enticing and horrifying at the same time. — Lee Bermejo Copy Share Image
If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model. — Banksy Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I don't like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don't have a phobia of dirt. I'm just not keen… — Keeley Hawes Copy Share Image
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
The politics of language and the politics of writing really got to me. I've heard this phrase more than once now: this… — Truong Tran Copy Share Image
I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I can be just as dirty. I could use my head or my elbows and we can we all dirty. — Carl Froch Copy Share Image
D.H. Lawrence had the impression – that psychoanalysis was shutting sexuality up in a bizarre sort of box painted with bourgeois motifs,… — Gilles Deleuze Copy Share Image
When it's all over and the on the air signs go off there isn't a more lost feeling in the world. The… — Gertrude Berg Copy Share Image
He who wishes to see how the soul inhabits the body should look to see how that body uses its daily surroundings.… — Leonardo da Vinci Copy Share Image
"Immigrant" has become a dirty word. It is not a bad word. It's not a curse or a swear word. It's not… — Nadine Shah Copy Share Image
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