I'm good at doing the laundry. At least that. And it's a religious experience...Water, earth, fire-polarities of wet and dry, hot and… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it's sexy. My original car was called Kate. But then… — Sebastian Vettel Copy Share Image
I came up in comics doing lots of DIY self-published stuff, producing my own books, handling all the details of creation and… — Fred Van Lente Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm not someone else's mouthpiece. I'm not carrying water for anyone - whether that's the GOP, Fox News, or Christianity. I'm not… — S.E. Cupp Copy Share Image
I'm starting to believe that part of the solution regarding the devices is that they have a role to play in engaging… — Gerry Lopez Copy Share Image
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
My life will always have dirty dishes. If this sink can become a place of contemplation, let me learn constancy here. — Gunilla Brodde Norris Copy Share Image
It was a beautiful experience for her, the experience that she had that she confesses. It wasn't dirty and it wasn't horrible… — Andrew McCarthy Copy Share Image
We've played every dirty rock-and-roll club in America, and we've been opening acts for everyone. — Kevin Jonas Copy Share Image
A dirty player is somebody who ultimately is trying to hurt somebody. There's a huge difference. There's no gray in that. Like,… — Ndamukong Suh Copy Share Image
It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw. — Frank Miller Copy Share Image
Escape is not a dirty word. None of us can face what's happening head-on all of the time. — Sheldon B. Kopp Copy Share Image
The dirty little secret is Donald Trump's views are not all that different from the rest of the Republicans in the field.… — Eleanor Clift Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The Academy Awards are obscene, dirty . . . no better than a beauty contest. — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
Dirty energy is a finite resource; the more of it we use, the scarcer it becomes. — Van Jones Copy Share Image
The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the… — Paul Monette Copy Share Image
