Brothers Quote by Kathy Burke

I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.

— Anonymous

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

— Kim Kardashian

I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by,…

— Bill Bryson

How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?

— Pauly D

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.

— Marilyn Manson

Ol' Dirty used to come out to Queens and spend the night at my crib a whole lot.

— Big Daddy Kane

I've always been curious about the monster that lives under your bed. Even at 30 years old you lean over the bed to see…

— Matt Barr

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered…

— Richard Marx

I can't leave the house without making sure all the beds are made right, so they are neat and fresh when I come in…

— Jason Donovan

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

— Martha Stewart

Like my father, I would never as a child throw anything away, keeping old toys, electric motors and bits of broken machines under my…

— Nick Park

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know WHERE my things are.

— Anonymous