You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault, it's your kid. He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with. In fact I don't… — Due Date Copy Share Image
You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
