“My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.” — Jean Oram Apologies Copy Share Image
“I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.” — Jean Oram Nash Copy Share Image
“You see..." Nash said, acting doctorly, "you've got to keep the testicles away from the body's heat for optimal sperm count." He… — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
“You realize I have to buy it now? How much is it?" he asked, reaching for the tag. She snatched the shirt… — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
“She depended on him to smooth her brow when her shit-on-a-stick life got too covered in poop sprinkles.” — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
