What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
