Did you know that lack of information is the number one barrier to wealth? — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life. — Paul Lutus Copy Share Image
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Impossible; for how many people did you know who refracted your own light to you? — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Excuse us for the news, You might not be amused; But did you know White comes from Black? No need to be… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest? — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Did you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
You've got David Petraeus who, yes, did, you know, something for which he pleaded guilty. — Andrea Mitchell Copy Share Image
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Did you know...that when you walk past a flower, whether it be in somebody's garden or on a vacant hillside, the flower… — Ron Atchison Copy Share Image
By the way, how much does NASA cost? It's half a penny on a dollar. Did you know that? ... The most… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Before I was a vegetarian, I traveled to South Africa and hung out there for a little bit. And they had different… — Cameron Esposito Copy Share Image
The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that… — Ann Burton Copy Share Image
Did you know that Puritanism went hand in hand with dirt, that Oliver Cromwell put a 100 per cent tax on soap… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
People think "The Office" was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Fall forward. Here's what I mean: Reggie Jackson struck out 2,600 times in his career - the most in the history of… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was more tuned into the assassinations, the riots that were going on, like in Watts, and, in fact, my summer before… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Did you know that Jacques Benveniste, one of the world's leading homeopathic 'scientists', now claims that you can email homeopathic remedies? Yeah,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Did you know that the word person comes from the Latin word persona, which means mask? So maybe being human means we… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting."… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes… — Megan Sartin Copy Share Image
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian? — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
Did you know, I'm still in love with this blue sky until forever and ever, eternally. — Mika Copy Share Image
