“i swear to God, that was the question. Sometimes, I think there's someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there's an angel or more likely a demon… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think there’s someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there’s an angel—or, more likely, a demon—assigned just to me. And every day it gets up… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“Sometimes seeing the changes in one another had the opposite effect and actually comforted them. Seeing that they weren’t alone in growing older, they… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, I used to watch that show, sitting on the couch in my pajamas and wishing more than anything that… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say. — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day. — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“There’s not much point to being alive if you don’t do what you can to make life better for someone else, is there?” — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“I love that word. Gaydar. So clever.” “I’m afraid mine is broken,” Burke said. “It never occurred to me that you were gay.” “It’s… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's, that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“Nobody talks around here," she said. "We all pretend to, but we never really do." She pointed to the television. "We're like the people… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“Anyone can be crazy,” she answered. “That’s usually just because there’s something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
