“The second she touched it, the blue screen of death appeared, along with that dissonant gank noise Windows makes when it decides the stress of existence has become too much and commits electronic suicide.” — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“No relationship is ever perfect, but when you truly love each other ... it doesn't have to be.” — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“The second she touched it, the blue screen of death appeared, along with that dissonant gank noise Windows makes when it decides the stress… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“By the time I feel tired enough to go up to bed, I could easily have told you how long you need to cook… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“You might discuss important philosophical topics, such as the nature of existence- or what a bunch of lying toe rags politicians are.” — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“The festivities have a fancy dress theme... inevitable. Here's what i consider to be an undisputed fact: nobody actually likes going to fancy dress… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“All the good things I have done to this point, I owe to you. All the bad things, I owe to the consumption of… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“Aaaaarrrgghhh! I have become everything i despise. Some people say love is like a drug and i'm beginning to believe them. It's a powerful… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“I'm standing on a gigantic book, floating in space...I will never need to take drugs in my entire life!” — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“I was consumed by some kind of unholy, indignant rage that propelled me through the confrontation to its successful conclusion - and out the… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“I truly believe that if you can laugh at past mistakes or current difficulties, it can make the shadows they cast in your life… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
“Target is a paradox of a high street store. It sells everything at dirt-cheap prices, yet you always manage to spend far too much… — Nick Spalding Copy Share Image
