He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don't save it for sound byte. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really… — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image